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The Elder Scrolls pun thread(If you have nothing better to do...)

Posted by Madman Glarthir on May 31, 2017 at 3:27pm

This thread is made for everyone to share their made up puns, quips, jokes and so on about the elder scrolls universe.

Quality will not be filtered so be warned: It could get really dumb.

 

I´ll start:

What science would an argonian practice?

 

-HISTOLOGY!

 

For how long did the N`wah leave vardenfell?

 

-He left to nerevar come back.

 

 

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  • June 1, 2017 at 7:42am
    That red-haired Stormcloak soldier at the beginning of the game really got, a-head of himself.
  • Curse June 1, 2017 at 8:35am

    In my country the use of puns is punishable by death...

    • Curse > Curse June 1, 2017 at 8:46am
      So, you live in Canada?
  • Aysleph June 1, 2017 at 9:27am
    How did the redguard break his toe?

    He was building a house, and his hammerfell.
    • Curse > Aysleph June 1, 2017 at 11:22am

      Oh that's a clever one.

  • Madman Glarthir June 1, 2017 at 3:38pm

    Why are the Khajiit not allowed in the holds of skyrim?

    -Because they are all supposed to be ELSWEYR!

  • Space Cowboy June 2, 2017 at 6:09pm
    Why was the Spriggan executed? Because it was a member of the Bark Brotherwood.
    • Space Cowboy > Space Cowboy June 2, 2017 at 8:57pm
      Oh, oh...
    • Cannon > Space Cowboy June 3, 2017 at 11:15am
      Oh my, I'm loving it!
  • Cannon June 19, 2017 at 6:09pm
    What is Michael Kirkbride's favorite alchemy ingredient?
    - C0da flower
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