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in a game far far away

Aldmeri Dominion Military Headquarters - First Auridon Marines Royal Guard, led by Battlereeve Sah.

Battlereeve Sah: "WHAT? ...that’s absurd they want us to play a major role in the game?"

Thalmor Captain: "yea like 3 soldiers escorting a prisoner all over Skyrim is not a major enough role?"

Thalmor Lietenant: "aww and I booked a ticket to Step On Board One of The Award Winning Cruise Ships with Unique Itineraries and Fun for the Whole Family. No Set Dining times and with Up to 29 Dining Options"

Thalmor Sergeant from the North Beacon: "Battlereeve Sah Ma'am uhmmm Sir or is it Sir ma'am, Sir umm ma'am … the Nords have started an embargo of all trading goods to the Thalmor!"

Battlereeve Sah: "and your point is?"

Thalmor Captain: "let them try … there is nothing they can do that will shake the foundations of the Aldmeri Dominion"

Thalmor Sergeant from the North Beacon: "uhmm ma'am the embargo is also on coffee too!"

Battlereeve Sah: "what? … COFFEE!!! … they want us to play a major role? ....I will show them a major role, This is WAR!"

Thalmor Captain: "finally a Starbucks Quest ...whose turn is it to get coffees?"

Thalmor Lietenant: "can we please go to WAR after I come back from my cruise?"

 

UPDATE

POST CARD from Thalmor Lietenant: "is having a great time, weather is not the best lots of icebergs floating around, but her cruise ship the Titanic is state of the art ... see you all soon"