The Commie Ghosts
In the town of Novac there's a man named No-Bark, who told me about something in an old facility just west of there. I was intrigued. I asked "What do you mean?"
"Ghosts. Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead."
Ok yeah, maybe this is a bit less serious than the storie of the burned man but I wanted to share the story No-Bark told me. He said that there were a bunch of fanatic communist ghosts in an old world facility. This is bizzare as is but it get's better. The communist ghosts are allegedly in the old world facility to gain access to rockets that are there. So far we have fanatic communist ghosts in an old world facility trying to gain access to rockets that are allegedly still there. But it get's better. Once again according to No-Bark, the ghosts are trying to get into these rockets so that they can fly up to the moon, draw the face of Vladmir Lenin on it, and then paint it pink. So there are communist ghosts in an old world facility trying to gain access to rockets hidd there in order to fly to the moon, draw Vladmir Lenin's face on it, and paint it pink. It is the funniest thing I've ever heard from an old senile man. I stayed in the town for about a week as a break, and got to have a talk with The Courier (though she wasn't as known at the time), who apparently went to clear the old world facility of ghouls. He had information from the facility that dispels No-Bark's theory, but the tale of the repconn test facility is for another time*. Next time you're around a fire or in a bar with some pals, make sure to share the story with them.
*unless someone else wants to write about it if so let me know
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Hahaa, nice little article. I'll add it to the archives!